Category: Musings

Question for Maldives police service

Question for Maldives police service

Maldives Police Service​ Why do you require a dive school ? Last I checked 100% of all crimes has taken place above water. I know that Statistics and Mathematics (along with forensic science and common sense) is not your forte so I drew a pie chart for you to clearly show the percentages of crimes…

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Letter to Maldives Police Service

Letter to Maldives Police Service

  Hello Police;  According to this post by commissioner of police you are collecting large amount of data from the public I have some questions for you. 1) Why is data being collected without proper consent of public? I have never given consent on collection of my private date by MPS or any one 2) What…

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Epilogue of humanity

Epilogue of humanity

We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and…

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Pale Blue Dot / 蒼白的小藍點

Pale Blue Dot / 蒼白的小藍點

That Pale Blue dot is Earth captured by Cassini from 851 million miles away beneath the rings of Saturn. Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of…

I give up on pandas

I give up on pandas

All pandas are bunch of cunts. I’m done with pandas, and i will tell you why. every fucking living creature loves pandas, the panda doesn’t have a natural predator on the planet, and they are dying out cause they are fucking dicks. I say fuck`em, let them die out. The pandas don’f fuck each other…

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EXADATA Fiasco

EXADATA Fiasco

I just read on the news that Maldives polices service have taken owner ship of a brand spanking new Oracle Exadata. This is such a wast of public funds when the government is at best struggling at worst unable to provide basic public services to the people.  Since i am some what familiar with oracle products and pricing and being a numbers…

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Humans

Humans

Human beings are scary. We breathe a corrosive gas, drink one of the most potent solvents. Our preferred method of hunting was persistence hunting, where we chased animals until their body simply gave up and died. We can eat just about anything we find, which means that we don’t need to stop for food when…

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