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41 Reasons why I shouldn’t be a father

41 Reasons why I shouldn’t be a father

1. I’d undoubtably call the child Spider-man or Optimus Prime or something. 2. Failing that, I’d just call him or her Optimus Prime or Spiderman or something, regardless of what’s on his/her’s birth cert. To prove, I’ll name my hypothetical child Shepard for the remainder of this list. 3. Shepard’s first language would be C.…

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