Tag: twilight

Bella’s first handjob

Bella’s first handjob

This is probably how Bella‘s hand looked after giving Sparkles the vampire a hand job. And since Hollywood has apparently taken my advice on why the breaking dawn must be made into a  movie [click here to read the post]   this really seems appropriate  

WHY TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN MUST BE MADE INTO A MOVIE

WHY TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN MUST BE MADE INTO A MOVIE

Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There’s a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely fucking insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they…

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